Joke Section

wat the heck was that that was pure geneous

i know, it realy takes pure skill to calculate a proportion like that!!!!!!!

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when you see them wearing dark glasses, having streamers around their necks and a hat on their antlers.

Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”

hey, did you know that I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it “DO NOT EAT IF SEAL IS BROKEN!!!!” So I opened up the box and sure enough…....well........you know the rest..... =(

I was taking my drivers test and the guy asked me “what do you do at a red light?” I said, "i don’t know… look around, listen to the radio…..." and i failed it.

hehehehe funny-est joke EVER!!!!! ok, Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out fires.


Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks!!!!!!!




ok, sorry..........now looking back at it........it wasnt as good as i thought..

ok, what is the difference between chopped beef, and pea soup?

Anyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!




i think that one was a little too well known

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

(see jason.....he is a jerk, not me!!!)

Two fish in a tank.

One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”

get it?????? well????? do you get it??????? isnt it great????? hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaa

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

the last one didn't make sense!

the grandfather was driving a car......and he fell asleep.......get it now...



w0w...i feel stupid now

here dak.......... http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail146.html

that was wierd

here you go dak...... http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail168.html

at the end, click on the word "zombie" on the screen to see the nerd in the leatard fight back the fake strongbad zombie.

brent......look at the first one about the transitive but property on the previous page

this one brent http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail3.html

i think it might be made to teach brent math!!!!!

ok.........this one is just dumb.... http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail145.html

sooooooooooo stupid

no sooooooo awsome

that explains a lot

heres another "math-ish-kind-O'-thingey" http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail39.html

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