Joke Section

w0w...the last one is dumb!

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

After a lose on american idol~~~ and actual quote~~~"I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon's car"

i would do the same...lolz

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side

...that is kinda offensive!

fine... that one doesnt aply to: you, allie, cam... wait it aplys to her..., alex, sarah, diana,or kaylen.

After a lose on american idol~~~ and actual quote~~~"I handled my loss well -- I gathered my belongings, said my goodbyes and keyed the crap out of Simon's car" see i would do that, put a potato in his exost pipe, and slit his tires, brake his head lights, and while he is sleeping draw a perminent mustach on his britsh speeking face

Jason wrote:fine... that one doesnt aply to: you, allie, cam... wait it aplys to her..., alex, sarah, diana,or kaylen.

hey, Camila can be positive u just don't see it...u have 2 be around her more! she can b really funny and stuff.

ALZHEIMER'S CHECK
> >
> > The following was developed as a mental age assessment
> by the
> > School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your
> time and see
> > if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The
> average
> > person over 40 years of age cannot do it!
> >
> > 1. This is this cat.
> > 2. This is is cat.
> > 3. This is how cat.
> > 4. This is to cat.
> > 5. This is keep cat.
> > 6. This is an cat.
> > 7. This is old cat.
> > 8. This is fart cat.
> > 9. This is busy cat
> > 10. This is for cat.
> > 11. This is forty cat.
> > 12. This is seconds cat.
> >
> >
> > Now go back and read the third word in each line
> from the top

hey i sent that e-mail 2 u Jason!

i did too

no u didnt

yes, i did. then where did u get it?

i got it from... the internet...

whatever.....

when life gives you lemons. throw them back and demand a cookie

lolz...i heard a jonas brothers fan say "when life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for joe!"

ya know whats a joke

Spoiler:

thats not nice Brent!

me and my cousin were playing and having fun (this is the cousin which is in JUIPITER who i have only seen 4 times this year. had to leave to go help the dog who was at home for 4 hours.

ahhh....miley...right?

no there dog

no there dog?