Joke Section

WHAT? i so didn't get watcha said dakota!

y dakota hve no rank

cuz i haven't had time 2 give him one.

i got one better

so a seal walks into a club

and...

seals r clubed by eskimoes. to be eaten

btw... there were 2 hobos in the breezeway when we went to takedown the flag...

REALLY? ...lolz i would've freaked out if i had been there!!

didnt they get caught on camera

WHO? the hobo?

ya the camra in the breeze wey

cool....haha...lets track him down!

yes it will be a hobo hunt

HOBO HUNT EVRY1 THIS FRIDAY!!!!

bring the stun guns

WA? no.....bring marshmellow guns and potatoe cannons!!!!

penny launchers!

...............let's keep the hobo as a class pet!

ok that would be fun

YAY!

ok these is a blonde jokes

There was a blonde and a brunette who inherited their father's
farm after he passed away.

The farm was beautiful with rolling hills and plenty of animals.
After about a year, the animals started to die. The farm was
falling apart.

They counted their money and found that they only had 600 dollars.
So they put their heads together. "I've got it!" said the brunette
"I'll go find a bull to breed with our cattle and build the stocks
up. Our farm will be back to normal in no time."

"How will we do that?" asked the blonde.

"I'll go find a bull and when I do I'll call you. You hook up the
trailer to the truck and come get the bull." So they agreed on the
plan.

A couple of weeks later the brunette left on her journey to find
the bull. She looked high and low for a bull, but there were no
bulls that fit her expectations. Finally she found a bull she
wanted.

"How much?" she asked the farmer.

"Well, I don't think I could take a penny less than 599 dollars"
said the farmer.

"Great! I'll still have one dollar left. I'll take him!" The
brunette was so excited that she grabbed the bull and started
heading into town.

"How are you going to get the bull home without a trailer?"

"Well," said the brunette, "I'm ging to call my sister and tell
her to hitch the trailer up to the truck and come get us."

"Long distance charges are five to six dollars."

"Well, then I'll send a telegram". The brunette walked into town
to the postoffice to send her telegram.

"I need to send a telegram. I need it to say that I found a bull
and I need my sister to hitch up the trailer to the truck and come
get us. Here are the directions." She handed the postman the
directions. "How much will that be?"

"It's 99 cents per word" said the postman.

The brunette was so mad. How was she supposed to get home if she
couldn't get her sister to come? She slammed her head down on the
table. She had to think of one word that would tell her sister to
come get her. A few seconds later she put her head up and said,
"Comfortable."

"Excuse me, but how will the word comfortable tell your sister to
come get you and the bull?" asked the postman.

"My sister is a blonde - she'll read it slowly."

why were there 4 bullet holes in the mirror the blonde to shoot her self

mine was better

lolz....i liked that "comfortable"

lolz i love it