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ok, here u can post some e-mails u liked or ones u thought were just plain stupid!
here is one:
WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS:
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I have Arrived!
Date: February 5, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I have seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
and another:
>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
>Crates and suitcases.
>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
>Things.
>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
>Dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background
>Music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a
>Bottle of spring-water..
>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
>Deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into
>The hollow of the curtain rods.
>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
>Returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few
>Days.
>Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place
>Out.
>Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
>Cleaned.
>Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
>Brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to
>Move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace
>The expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
>People stopped coming over to visit.
>Repairmen refused to work in the house.
>The maid quit.
>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided
>To move.
>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
>Could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
>Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to
>Return their calls.
>
>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank
>To purchase a new place.
>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
>He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely
>And said that she missed her old home terribly and would be
>Willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting
>The house back.
>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he
>Agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had
>Been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very
>Day.
>She agreed and within the hour his lawyers de livered the
>Paperwork.
>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
>Watched the moving company pack everything to take to their
>New home.........
>And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.
>I love stories with a happy endings, don't you?
here is one:
WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS:
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I have Arrived!
Date: February 5, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I have just arrived and have been checked in. I have seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was!
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
and another:
>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes,
>Crates and suitcases.
>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her
>Things.
>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful
>Dining room table by candle-light, put on some soft background
>Music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a
>Bottle of spring-water..
>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and
>Deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into
>The hollow of the curtain rods.
>She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband
>Returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few
>Days.
>Then slowly, the house began to smell.
>They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place
>Out.
>Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam
>Cleaned.
>Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were
>Brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to
>Move out for a few days and in the end they even paid to replace
>The expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked.
>People stopped coming over to visit.
>Repairmen refused to work in the house.
>The maid quit.
>Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided
>To move.
>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they
>Could not find a buyer for their stinky house.
>Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to
>Return their calls.
>
>Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank
>To purchase a new place.
>The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going.
>He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely
>And said that she missed her old home terribly and would be
>Willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting
>The house back.
>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he
>Agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had
>Been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very
>Day.
>She agreed and within the hour his lawyers de livered the
>Paperwork.
>A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they
>Watched the moving company pack everything to take to their
>New home.........
>And to spite the ex-wife, they even took the curtain rods.
>I love stories with a happy endings, don't you?
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